Family Dynamics #5

Over the years, I've collected some quotes from our very interesting family dynamics. Here's #5:

Daughter: Mooommmm!!!! Matt’s being mean to me!

Me: Matt! Behave nice!

Son-in-Law: She’s being a butthead.

Daughter: I am not! I’m an angel!

Son-in-Law (to me): You never told me you raised a liar.

Me: You never asked.

Daughter: Also, F*** you both.

All: <hilarity>