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Family Dynamics #5

  • Writer: Allie McCormack
    Allie McCormack
  • Jan 9, 2025
  • 1 min read

Over the years, I've collected some quotes from our very interesting family dynamics. Here's #5:


Daughter: Mooommmm!!!! Matt’s being mean to me!

Me: Matt! Behave nice!

Son-in-Law: She’s being a butthead.

Daughter: I am not! I’m an angel!

Son-in-Law (to me): You never told me you raised a liar.

Me: You never asked.

Daughter: Also, F*** you both.

All: <hilarity>

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